Mousespice

Have I come to Utopia to hear this sort of thing?

Jawflicker

The secular cooling that must someday overtake our planet has already gone far indeed with our neighbour.

Playerquartz

She stared at him in astonishment, and as she read something of the significant hieroglyphic of his battered face, her lips whitened. Shrieksunset.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

One dog rolled before him, well-nigh slashed in half; but a second had him by the thigh, a third gripped his collar be- hind, and a fourth had the blade of the sword between its teeth, tasting its own blood.

Have I come to Utopia to hear this sort of thing?